Miss me yet??

Hey hey, don't think I've forgotten about y'all, and you certainly haven't forgotten about me yet, right?? Man, I'm missing playing cards with youse guys, but I'm probably going to miss the whole season. I hope to be back next season, and what you don't know is that I've secretly been taking poker lessons with some of today's best pros... Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth (he's a dick by the way), Scotty Nguyen... you name 'em, and I've got all their tricks in my bag. So, WATCH OUT when I come back, I'm gonna win it all, bitches!!

is that you "king suck-out"?

given your nickname , you really think we miss you?

lessons! That is like trying to fit a square peg through a round hole. NEVER GOING TO WORK!

If Ryan keeps inviting card sharks then none of us our going to win! At least I have some competition!